AI marketing, minus the robot voice.

AI can save you hours every week. It can also make you sound exactly like everyone else. Our AI Marketing Starter Pack gets you the first without the second.

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To:Busy business ownersFrom:Goose in a SuitRe:Is this for you?

This is for you if…

You keep hearing about AIbut haven't had the time to work out what's actually useful.
You've tried ChatGPTand got content that sounded nothing like you.
Marketing keeps slippingdown the to-do list because there aren't enough hours.
You want to be foundwhen customers ask AI tools for a recommendation.

It's not for you if you want AI to run your marketing on autopilot. It won't, and we won't pretend otherwise.

What's
included.

Five practical pieces that leave you set up, confident and in control. No jargon, no 80-page reports.

AI readiness check

We look at how you currently market and run your business, and find where AI can genuinely save you time, from content to admin.

You get: a short, plain-English list of quick wins.

Your brand voice, bottled

We capture how you sound and build a custom prompt library, so AI drafts read like you wrote them, not like a robot did.

You get: a brand voice guide and ready-to-use prompts.

Tools set up and ready

We help you choose and set up the right tools for social posts, emails and content, working with what you already use where possible.

You get: tools configured and ready to go.

Found in AI search

More people now ask ChatGPT, Gemini and Google's AI for recommendations. We take practical steps to help your business show up in those answers.

You get: AI search fixes and a checklist to keep it up.

Hands-on training + 30-day plan

A practical session for you and your team on using AI well, including what not to put into AI tools. Then a simple 30-day plan so the momentum doesn't fizzle out after week one.

You get: training, plus a clear plan for your first month.

The honest
bit.

AI is a brilliant assistant and a terrible boss. Here's where it shines and where it still needs a human.

AI is great at

First drafts of posts, emails and blogs
Repurposing one idea into many formats
Summarising meetings, notes and research
Brainstorming headlines and angles
Saving you hours of repetitive admin

AI still needs you for

Knowing your customers and your market
Strategy, judgement and priorities
Fact-checking (it confidently makes things up)
Sounding genuinely like you
Building real relationships

Chat→Check→Set up→Go.

Step one

A quick chat about your business, your team and what you'd like AI to help with.

Step two

We run the readiness check and capture your brand voice.

Step three

We set up your tools, prompt library and AI search fixes.

Step four

Training for you and your team, then your 30-day plan to keep it going.

Fair
questions.

Do I need to be good with technology?

No. If you can send an email, you can do this. We set things up and show you how to use them, step by step.

Which AI tools will we use?

It depends on your business and what you already use. That might be ChatGPT, Gemini, Claude, Microsoft Copilot or the AI features inside tools like Canva. We'll recommend what fits, not what's trendy.

Will AI replace my marketing person or agency?

No. It makes good people faster. Strategy, judgement and knowing your customers still need a human, which is exactly why we keep you in charge.

Is my business information safe?

We'll walk you through the privacy settings that matter and what you should never paste into an AI tool, so you can use it confidently and sensibly.

What does it cost?

It depends on the size of your team and what you need set up. Get in touch and we'll give you a clear quote after a quick chat. No surprises.

Let's get
you started.

A quick chat is all it takes. We'll tell you honestly whether the Starter Pack is right for you.

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